"Between science and God, I'll stick with God if the two are in conflict."
-- Republican Candidate Mike Huckabee

"It doesn't embarrass me one bit to let you know that I believe Adam and Eve were real people."
-- Mike Huckabee

"If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are."
-- Bill O'Reilly

"Only Sheep need a shepherd!"
-- unknown

"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk."
-- Tom Waits

"Gods always behave like the people who created them."
-- Zora Neale Hurston

"The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence."
-- Abu Ala Al-Ma'arri (???? - 1059)

"God created man in his own image. And man, being a gentleman, returned the favor."
-- Rousseau

I got into politics because I knew government didn't have the real answers, that the real answers lie in accepting Jesus Christ into our lives…I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.
--Mike Huckabee