In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
-- Dave Barry

"When we become believers, it's as if we have signed up to be part of God's Army, to be soldiers for Christ."
-- Mike Huckabee, Jan 6, 2008

Mr. Huck believes God’s the solution
And claims that there’s no Evolution.
It could be he’s right
God said “Let there be light,”
But he didn’t write the damn Constitution.
-- Anon.

Evangelist, n., A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbours.
-- Ambrose Bierce

If the Bible is mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust it to tell us where we’re going?
-- Anonymous

The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages—as if the savages weren’t dangerous enough already.
-- Edward Abbey

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal

Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?
-- Ron Patterson

Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
-- Jeff Burroughs